Intimacy: Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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Same thing different taste

Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By taperjeangirl - 21/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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By medstudent - 04/02/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2016 06:16 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML

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Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

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By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:22

Practice makes perfect.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:33

I teach my medical students that prostate exams are a lot like weight lifting - there's a lot of grunting and moaning and sweating, and one guy always feels tired at the end.

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:33

I teach my medical students that prostate exams are a lot like weight lifting - there's a lot of grunting and moaning and sweating, and one guy always feels tired at the end.

ManInTheMachine 19

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:55

Weight lifting, eh? What kind of weights are you using that make you moan? Shake-weight doesn't count. ;)

etchsanity1 11

Wednesday 13 March 2013 1:22

God the pic doc is too funny on this FML

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:30

...or like taking a dump, except for the ejecting part.

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

yeti37 16

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:09

Come on, Perdix, lemur alone....

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:33

Zoo can't always refer to previous FMLs, some people won't be able to keep up.

Epeso4 7

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:35

*Facepalm*

friedpwnadge 25

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:58

Goddamnit, this is why we can't have nice things. Love you baby

LovesSushi 25

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:34

Hey, me too! Oh, wait...

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:49

#18, makes me wonder what kind of "sushi" you love. I doubt it's literally raw fish ;)

LovesSushi 25

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:15

Well, this is awkward, since Sushi is my dogs name...

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:41

most men are uncomfortable with the rear end of other men. it's understandable

djgoreo 12

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:48

Can't tell if bad doctor or bad boyfriend.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:00

Was he nervous that it would hurt or that it. . . "wouldn't" hurt? :P

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:22

Son of a bitch! I misread it!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:21

Sounds high tech when you're told it'll be done "digitally". :P "There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings."