By no low five - 30/11/2011 11:17 - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
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uprising_fml 0

so kiss AND high five . marriage is all about compromise yes ?

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HowAreYouToday 34

You have been bro-zoned by your soon to be wife

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moofis_footbone 4

Do "the worm." Original and you will wind up doing the worm later, anyway.

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jackassiddy 8

Up high! *slaps face* Down low! *smacks balls* Too slow!.. He won't bring up the idea again..

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Jdimp 1

are you kidding me! if my fiance asked me that I would have sooo much love for her

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jackassiddy 8

Did he knuckle bump you when he proposed? If so this should be no surprise..

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perdix 29

Follow that with a chest bump. This would be particularly mammarable if you have big **** and he has moobs.

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loserman67 35

Personally, I think you should go for the jump up chest bump, followed by an end-zone dance that each of you make up. Your bridal party should line up with their hands down and open so you and your new hubby can then run down the aisle giving each of them a low -five hand slap. Then at the reception you can watch your new mother-in-law(s) get exceedingly drunk after witnessing that mess at the multi-thousand dollar wedding they paid for! Sounds like a blast!

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Slimma 20

Is there really anything wrong with not kissing at the "crucial moment?" there isn't anything wrong with doing something different. I mean surely the kiss is gonna come sometime in the night. Lighten up.

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redmane 21

True, but you do not want to **** with a bride about that kind of thing. A high five is kind of impersonal, a kiss is a seal of marriage and... I don't know, romantic or something.

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NoOneLovesYou 13

****, I'm so glad I'm not a heterosexual male. I don't think I could deal with bridezilla, honestly. A high five is way more unique and memorable. tbh it sounds better than a kiss, something that will happen many times every day for the rest of their life. then again, I don't see the point of wedding ceremonies themselves (I'm more of a 'I don't need to prove myself to anyone but you' sort of person), so whatever.

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sappy0 5

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with being different. Your fiancé just feels comfy enough with you to make your wedding unique. Just do the high five & then as you're both running back down the aisle, stop & have the big kiss with your new spouse while surrounded by your loved ones. Definitely not the end of the world for you, OP.

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