Love: Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat"....

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By Marie - 17/10/2012 05:16 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

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By Sad.To.Be.Me. - 13/01/2012 23:56 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By unwed - 11/12/2010 06:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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By cestquoicebordel?? - 14/08/2012 22:50 - France

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

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Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:04

as far as I know, there is NOTHING in wow worth postponing a wedding for. Even if it was a world first deathwing. Yes, I'm a nerd Life>wow

Rico_Mal1116 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:02

Why would someone do that..? There is a time for fun and games and a time for life..

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wifey93emilyrose 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 10:22

guys and there stupid world of warcraft.

porridge111 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 14:04

hahaha this shit is messed uuup 

ghostflowers 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 14:36

I say cancel, and spend that day in bed. With his brother. Or his sister.

LDloodle 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:52

you picked that loser

Schreck024 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:48

wow that's blows FYL

DruidForLife 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:31

So are you upset he's postponing? or are you mad because he thinks his raid is more important than getting chained down to you? by the way, what realm? >:]

999pun999 0

Monday 6 June 2011 0:45

And thus................ a fat person with no life is thus born and this geek will soon become an obese geek, then his legend continues, he soon becomes a jobless useless human being but the top WoW player, as every time a useless person is born, a gaming legend is born as well.......... i used to be one, but i quit >.