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By bloody - 15/06/2013 08:57 - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By oof - 09/07/2020 23:01

Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML

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By kidyounot - 18/12/2012 00:29 - United States - Statesboro

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

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Fragile

By Stigmamma - 15/08/2020 20:02

Today, my husband said he felt "dizzy from blood loss" after his nose started "pissing blood." After I said the tiny drop of blood from his split second nose bleed wouldn't cause dizziness, he got mad at me for "attacking his masculinity." FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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Better before than after

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:57 - United States - Helena

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Danger zone

By Agony! Agony! Agony! - 03/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's needy five year-old tried to swing on my arm while I was cutting celery. I needed seven stitches. Later, my girlfriend complained that I should have cleaned up the blood because she's squeamish, and that I upset her son by yelling and cussing in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Saturday 15 June 2013 19:02

Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.

1deep4life 11

Saturday 15 June 2013 19:04

Match.com has specials right now

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mathews101 5

Saturday 15 June 2013 20:21

Sounds like my hubs. Every month.

happyconverse 10

Saturday 15 June 2013 20:46

Leave HIM! He doesn't deserve you.

foong99 4

Saturday 15 June 2013 20:50

he needs help

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 15 June 2013 20:54

So he's either gay or into cougars, or a necrophiliac, because otherwise its had to find non-bleeders in a relationship.

twinkiefeets 17

Saturday 15 June 2013 20:59

Why are you bleeding? Is it your period, a papercut, stab wound? Anyone else concerned about this fml?

acs123acs 22

Sunday 16 June 2013 8:53

Yeah. Im wondering if it could be a reference to self-injury or an injury of some kind

Silver3phoenix 3

Saturday 15 June 2013 21:43

Has he been completely oblivious to how the female body works?! Tell him it could be worse, you could stop bleeding. You really want to be with this dbag?

simoncat 11

Saturday 15 June 2013 22:02

Beat him to the punch (so to speak) and toss him out first.

Papaya1234 9

Saturday 15 June 2013 22:09

is he stupid?

Unenunciable 14

Saturday 15 June 2013 22:24

If he can't deal with a female body's basic functions, maybe he should switch to dating men instead. Get rid of the fool.

buddy51 23

Saturday 15 June 2013 22:41

Bloody hell, OP, A woman should B positive before coagulating with such an O negative nucleus of cytoplasmic asshattedness! Exsanguinate, OP, exsanguinate!!!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 16 June 2013 0:41

Dammit, now I'm hearing "Exsanguinate!" in a Dalek voice. :-P

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