Love: Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn...

By bloody - 15/06/2013 08:57 - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By oof - 09/07/2020 23:01

Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML

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By kidyounot - 18/12/2012 00:29 - United States - Statesboro

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

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Fragile

By Stigmamma - 15/08/2020 20:02

Today, my husband said he felt "dizzy from blood loss" after his nose started "pissing blood." After I said the tiny drop of blood from his split second nose bleed wouldn't cause dizziness, he got mad at me for "attacking his masculinity." FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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Better before than after

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:57 - United States - Helena

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Danger zone

By Agony! Agony! Agony! - 03/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's needy five year-old tried to swing on my arm while I was cutting celery. I needed seven stitches. Later, my girlfriend complained that I should have cleaned up the blood because she's squeamish, and that I upset her son by yelling and cussing in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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Saturday 15 June 2013 19:02

Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.

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Saturday 15 June 2013 19:04

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RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 16 June 2013 4:57

Maybe he'd be more comfortable with someone who's gay or dead. They bleed less also.

Shitler_is_here 1

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:16

That's the moment if they do leave and you beat them, you complain and be like "you're bleeding too much" xD

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:26

How does such a high level of douche exist?

KelleyD95 0

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:04

You deserve better. Dump the douche

iammeorami 25

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:06

make him bleed

acs123acs 22

Sunday 16 June 2013 8:51

Bleeding too much from what? Could it be a reference to cutting instead of a period or could it even be a nose bleed?

kidsgotastinky 11

Sunday 16 June 2013 13:57

Well just like try to stop at least?

yourmofo 6

Sunday 16 June 2013 15:31

He's an ass......unless you are using this excuse for three weeks straight not to get any action.

Omniprism 14

Sunday 16 June 2013 16:36

Sounds like it stresses him out. In all seriousness he may hate the idea of blood. If that's not the case then he's a jerk for sure.

Nosakare56 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:29

so is this bleeding in the bedroom or.....

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