By bloody - 15/06/2013 08:57 - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
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elephantsarecute 16

Actually OP doesn't clarify whether he is still her fiancé or not.

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felipe87 2

Should probably increase their intake of folic acid and B12

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gotaplanstan 28

Idk... assholes can still bleed quite a bit

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TheWolfOfSky 6

maybe the OP was a girl. and she maybe had too damn much peroids.

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elephantsarecute 16

Was he serious? If so he's just looking for excuses to break it off.

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meihua 19

Could also be a she. Or a vampire. A sparking fairy.

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feelingold 18

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

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xxxInsanexxx 9

If he threatens to leave for such a stupid reason, you're honestly better off without him. Better now than when you're married with three kids and you spend "too damn much" time with your kids or something.

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noelasis94 18

Let it bleed let it bleed oh let it bleed yeah let it bleed, there will be an answer.

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usernameunkn0wn 18

That is so wrong to destroy a Beatles song like that!

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LolFMLnot 10

"Keep bleeding I keep keep bleeding in love" Okay I ll stop now

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buckdharma 36

#15- Yeah, I think Alice Cooper should take this one.

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ginawater19 13

#35, it's not "bleeding in love" it's "bleeding love" hahaha what the hell does bleeding in love even mean

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I'm gonna vote for Kate Bush "Strange Phenomena" on this one.

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jackiemora 18

Everyone don't forget "bleed it out digging deeper just to throw it away" linkin park. (And the chorus sounds like it's about a tampon).

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that_band_nerd 22

Well if you're a woman and on your period you can give him a piece of your mind!

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golden_warrior 23

Or, you can use your fist and make him bleed.

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buckdharma 36

#6-Ha ha, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say Yeah-yeah, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say Me, I don't care anyway

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CanyonRose 16

Punch him in the nose. When it starts pouring blood threaten to leave him for " bleeding too damn much."

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legendforge 5

Didn't actually say anything about gender or periods.

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ThatGuyRory 9

72 - A Fiance is a man, whereas a Fiancee is a female. So i think its most likely OP is female, especially in reference to bleeding.

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Pokelad 12

Yes, because physical assault is such a good idea.

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botanistjessica 24

Yes, 76, but I'm willing to bet most people on the Internet don't know that so we can't be 100% certain.

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Supergirl1988 16

Physical assault is the answer to most problems on FML

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SkyGuy32 17

Other than suing, divorcing, yelling at, lecturing, calling the cops on, and interrogating, yes. Unless if you use a watermelon. Beating people with melons is the way to attack.

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wtfwhyfml 12

Someone can't come up with a decent excuse. Better now then when/if you had kids and such to worry about. Anyone that rises to that level of jackass deserves to be alone; and you can definately do much better OP. I wish you luck and happiness in life.

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dawnimus 21

*than, not then. I'm normally not a total grammar Nazi but using the wrong word changes the entire meaning of your comment, and your misuse of "then" confused the hell out of me on first reading. Also *definitely, while we're here :) On a different note, yeah that guy is a jackass, good call.

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SkyGuy32 17

Hmm, I always thought it was "definately." Thanks for correcting that.

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marshyq 8

threaten to leave because he's an asshole so much.

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gracehi 31

"An asshole so much" He he. You made me laugh.

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hugozac88 22

I'm guessing he didn't know you have to help your wife out with that from time to when you get married, he's an idiot.

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killer6969 16

He meant getting her pregnant

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