Intimacy: Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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keso1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:15

That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

M13LO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:22

did he get to the cherry?

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egamage 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 10:53

He deserves a gf that doesn't put something as awesome as this on FML ;p

MarthaFocker 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:43

This is awesome.

disgraceUK 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 13:16

That genuinely made me laugh. First class

Kev_a_Sutra 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:02

the pic couldve been better.. but i like it anyway

Eaglestrike117 29

Sunday 7 August 2011 18:14

At least the legs are sexy.

hannoun 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 18:16

damnlol :P

justanotherbird 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:28

Haha...I would have laughed so hard if my bf had done that and then done something equally as curious when doing that to him.

RedmondRoshi 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:42

hahaha high-five to your bf OP

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 8 August 2011 2:25

That's... really not two things you should mix together. IMO. FYL.

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Monday 8 August 2011 13:19

the cherry!! how appropriate :)

tj4234 35

Monday 8 August 2011 15:05

Lol this is epic. Your boyfriend is awesome :D.

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