Intimacy: Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 01:03 - United States

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Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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keso1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:15

That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

M13LO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:22

did he get to the cherry?

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SelfieDK 8

Monday 8 August 2011 16:08

Fake & Gay! Trollin' FTW!

clumsily_yours 12

Monday 8 August 2011 17:49

If the OP didn't seem so uptight, I would say "congrats, on your AMAZING sex life AND your AMAZING fiance for working to keep it amazing"; but all I can say is maybe he should find someone who appreciates his efforts! What girl wouldn't want someone who kept you on your toes about what to expect during sex...this chic isn't going to know what she's missing until its gone and shes with an old fuddy duddy who isn't into anything but plain simple missionary sex. When that's the case, I bet we will hear from her about how boring her sex is! I say keep on "wakka wakka wakka"ing!!

Junepshinep17 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:56

Fetish?

Nashiq 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:04

Wonder what constitutes the ghosts

xxSatansAngelxx 16

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:50

That is just brilliant (:

HiHelloHey_ 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:03

Haha! Sorry, but thats fantastic!

Dpm13 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:47

Hahahahhaha gotta enjoy the classics:D

Cora_Jay 8

Friday 12 August 2011 1:38

Logically she should have made the fail sound before getting up.

patacus 14

Friday 12 August 2011 5:47

ew nerd sex

Dink995 0

Friday 12 August 2011 8:37

That's so awesome!

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