Intimacy: Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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keso1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:15

That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

M13LO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:22

did he get to the cherry?

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WickedFan 12

Thursday 22 August 2013 1:30

I have no idea where you are all coming from, but that would be a major mood killer for me.

XxQuartersxX 14

Saturday 7 September 2013 8:05

I would have laughed my ass off xD He sounds like fun :) Idk why youd post this here. Lol

uniteandfight 9

Thursday 20 February 2014 9:25

Marry him. Now.

Jebinthebox 2

Tuesday 13 May 2014 3:22

That just made my day.

gobiteme2 34

Saturday 21 February 2015 21:36

put on the miss pacman show

jaydoo 6

Thursday 23 March 2017 21:57

You were probably taking too long to cum and he was getting bored.

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