Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 14:40 - Latvia

Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML

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By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By notnow - 27/09/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 13:30 - United States

Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

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By lovekills99 - 19/01/2009 17:59 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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greenie213 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:59

Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.

jigglypuff34 16

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:04

Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."

Comments

viper0hr 7

Friday 15 March 2013 2:51

Correct response from op should have been "we'll make sure you come then".

zx280car 1

Friday 15 March 2013 3:01

Sounds like a cry for help

chosha_fml 26

Friday 15 March 2013 3:05

Should've looked her dead in the eyes and said, 'feel free.'

xs4u 13

Friday 15 March 2013 3:43

love her brains!!!

akiahara 14

Friday 15 March 2013 4:15

In-laws... always a barrel of laughs.

needsagf14 12

Friday 15 March 2013 4:41

That's serious...

ironik69 31

Friday 15 March 2013 5:39

Thank you mommy dearest.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 15 March 2013 7:28

The illusion is gone.

ShyAnn29 14

Friday 15 March 2013 9:44

Maybe OP should ask his fiancée if her mom is actually suicidal or not, if she's not, then that an odd thing to say, if she is, then try and get her some help.