By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 14:40 - Latvia

Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
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greenie213 23

Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.

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jigglypuff34 16

Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."

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ns1985 15

Tell her she might consider it then.

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perdix 29

"That would be the easy way out, but I'm marrying into your family to prolong my suffering!" I'm sure your fiancee will like that.

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ParadoxicalPea 8

Sounds like an offhand comment that my Mom would make.

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Me1977 8

All you need to say is, "I picked it with you in mind" and the rest is up to her imagination.

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noelasis94 18

You should have said with a nice horizontal smile that is why you're coming, then busted out singing dont worry be happy now.

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AlittleSanity 11

You should have told her she couldn't get away from you that easily.

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olpally 32

Well, that escalated quickly. Lol, wow! Tell her it looks like a good place for her to swim with the fishes too. ;)

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alexafml 5

You should have replied, "Or a murder."

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tacojauns 45

Well I've heard marriage is the end of your life

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upallnight11 19

How bitter. Good luck with that!

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