Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone...

By dBLIZZARD - 05/11/2015 03:32 - United States

Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML

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Same thing different taste

By tye61 - 16/01/2016 12:54 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML

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By OweLotsaMoney - 05/09/2013 15:49 - United States

Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML

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You deserved it 12 257

By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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You deserved it 1 162

By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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You deserved it 1 979

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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You deserved it 8 695

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 127

Alexa, play "Noise Annoys" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 23:02

Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML

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You deserved it 127

Tay-Tay rules

By Not a swiftie - 21/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 328

You deserved it 163

By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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You deserved it 9 156

Cads1 24

Thursday 5 November 2015 12:14

You mean that does not work?

lat187 18

Thursday 5 November 2015 12:22

I just picture her shouting "I can't HEAR youuuuu" when you are trying to tell her what the bill is.

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BawlmerHon24 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:05

Wow! Is she really that stupid?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:13

Wifi...is the only way

Sathane 21

Thursday 5 November 2015 16:46

Pfft! Turning down the volume only makes it stream slower. Everyone knows that.

Bgreen94 12

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:01

she's a keeper

brittanymaee 6

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:06

Lol that's when Id be second guessing the whole marriage thing

bapbap_fml 15

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:14

I disagree.

jonomc 12

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:47

Well your the one who asked her to marry you.

Riceball__o3o 15

Thursday 5 November 2015 18:51

You all are being way too over dramatic. She is pretty ditzy but that doesn't mean he loves her any less and their marriage will be fine.

tiger820 20

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:20

I see what she did there! ........

KaitTheBarber 18

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:49

You picked her! YDI

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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Today, while jetlagged and going through customs in Singapore, I grabbed what I thought was a pen to fill out the form. I heard it squeak as I lifted it up. It was a straw in the custom agent's drink. The resulting noise he made lasted 10+ seconds. FML

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You deserved it 399

Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML

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Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML

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Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

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You deserved it 3 822

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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Same thing different taste

Time to bail

Alexa, play "Noise Annoys" by Buzzcocks

Tay-Tay rules

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