By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
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24788 6

That's just evil for her to do that. I hate when girls lead you on.

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sneeky_fml 0

nothing, its using a guy to make him buy you dinner like a jerk

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redfred5 0

Hey cheer up if you make her feel really bad about it maybe you can get a threesome out of it

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blahblahblah43 0

4get her, u'll find sum1 else.

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aquarius6 0

What a user. Too bad

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KevinB_fml 0

had basically the same thing happen with straight girls... bitches will be bitches.

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subcultured 0

That's ****** up. Have you thought about asking her if you can watch her scissor? I would think that would be a fair trade.

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IceCreamMage 17

What a bitch. I'd say leave flaming dog shit wrapped in a newspaper on her doorstep.

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hobbes500 0

wat the **** is with all these lesbos y cant they be bi or something??

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