Miscellaneous: Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency...

By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

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By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

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By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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ClosetTroll 10

Thursday 17 May 2012 12:04

Could have been worse if he had decided to get creative with his iPhone.

llamafish 25

Thursday 17 May 2012 12:04

So it went well, I take it?

Comments

Rocky007 15

Friday 18 May 2012 4:47

I also had a first date in an ER when my date got something in her eye. We've now been married 33 years.

furordei 2

Friday 18 May 2012 9:20

You mean like flo rida's song?: "if I took you home you'd be a home run!"

Luxxi 18

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:35

Imagine how it would be for him; his date got hospitalized because of his little bro. Gotta be embarrassing. If you two really like each other though, you'll look back at this and laugh one day.

gaff1229 1

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:54

At least he stuck with you at the hospital.

qwillis98 20

Saturday 19 May 2012 23:51

That sounds like something my friend cordell's little brother would've done!

mrrod462 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 6:20

It's stories like this that lead to beautiful marriages

janey123 0

Monday 18 June 2012 16:52

Ouch…

Scarshadow101 6

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:35

SHIT, that sucks! Hope your face is okay... And maybe teach that kid a thing or two when the guy isn't home...

Bored_In_the_WA 2

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:14

That sucks, but at least they went with you to the emergency room, and stayed with you the entire time. I think that atleast earned them a chance for a second date :)