Miscellaneous: Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency...

By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 2 008

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

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You deserved it 1 897

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 594

You deserved it 4 398

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 848

You deserved it 356

By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 876

You deserved it 2 226

By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 037

You deserved it 47 822

By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 916

You deserved it 5 624

By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 833

You deserved it 7 616

By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 243

You deserved it 3 143

By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 613

You deserved it 34 065

By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 061

You deserved it 2 650

ClosetTroll 10

Thursday 17 May 2012 12:04

Could have been worse if he had decided to get creative with his iPhone.

llamafish 25

Thursday 17 May 2012 12:04

So it went well, I take it?

Comments

HerrBawl 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 13:31

A homerun date

myherion 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 13:55

Still a better love story than twilight .

megansays 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 17:43

Lmfaooooooo

loserman67 35

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:01

Could have been worse, he could have hit you in the face with his balls!

tony1891 22

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:03

so is there any chance for a second date with this guy?

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:18

Sounds like you two really hit it off! Or some other horrible baseball bat related pun. Now that I stop to think about it, the only thing people hate more than a pun is a mime.

aceangel6 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:41

I`m guessing someone already corrected your grammer so I`m not going to bother.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 17 May 2012 17:41

You mispelled GRAMMAR, added unnecessary spaces between the apostrophes in I'm, and missed a comma before "so. Grammar Nazis everywhere are shaking their head.

iamabamf 17

Friday 18 May 2012 0:24

*misspelled Are we done now?

xxvwarrior 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:45

Damn that kid hit home.

Lybra_fml 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:47

That doesnt mean anything honestly

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 17 May 2012 15:20

I think the FML flew over your head.

Ugi 26

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:54

There must be some hideous pun relating to getting to third-base on a first date or something but I can't be bothered to put in the effort. Sorry about your nose OP but I'm sure it was an accident.