By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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jayjaybusby 13

When I was 5 I was watching blues clues and playing outside.

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Pelpa 6

Oh my god the illustration is adorable!

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fantasyworld 37

Maybe she didn't know what it meant and she just said it.

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Jenna_2000 0

Either you're lying or your a horrible mother..

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Gillett 23

BARBIE is how you spell it alright!

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Drosophila82 18

Yeah, that didn't happen, or she thinks a hooker is someone who sells hooks,!!

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Drosophila82 18

I hope to god she thought a hooker is a lady who sells hooks. It's hard for me to accept that, 6 year olds possess this much guile. I hope it just an innocent blurt..

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