Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV....

By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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starburst7596 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 23:00

She probably meant the hooker position in rugby

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:25

Could be worse she could say she wanted to be a hooker with a heart of gold XD

WICKEDxANGEL 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 3:47

Well I gotta admit, I like singing Barbie songs lol

tpm45 25

Friday 7 June 2013 20:33

I am scared for the world's future.

Funnyguyproblems 1

Saturday 27 July 2013 5:39

Maybe she was watching Top Hooker

DontSaveMe 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:30

I hope to god that she doesn't ACTUALLY know what a hooker is O.o

happyfingers 15

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:09

Umm. I don't think she knows exactly what a hooker is... Or at least... I hope not >.>

MemphisBelle45 9

Monday 18 November 2013 7:32

I'm freaking dying

titankitty 8

Wednesday 1 January 2014 10:03

Tell her Barbie is only with Ken and she should stick to one guy too.

it__happens 17

Wednesday 15 January 2014 1:43

What an amazing mother you must be

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