Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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BuddinTheAmazing 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:46

The only thing you do with a situation like that is own it! I'd wear it with pride, if I were you.

zao_89 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:47

FLICK OFF, anyone?

candii_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:50

hahaahaha you can say its a message for the other team or who ever sees it :)

sixtrey 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:54

I swear Flicker is homosexual in dutch

hrbkelley 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:54

That is not an FML. That is awesome, wear it with pride

greenfrog5 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:00

your so lucky i wish i had that

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:06

I actually think you're wicked lucky. I would LOVE that shirt.

offtheheezy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:11

BEST LAST NAME EVER!

lacey_123 1

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:12

you should be happy dude!

mintyfresca 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:18

well, FYL...cuz you're the "******" after all! That's a JERSEY WIN in my book. Awesome. Be proud and loud!

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