Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:57

LOL that's awesome. You should seriously wear that with pride. Maybe if you're lucky, an announcer will say your "name" when you make a big play!

lifsukssumtimes 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:08

so awesome

walla_koala 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:10

yeah! go go FLICKER!!! :)

MmmHotWaffles 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:11

stand next to someone whos last name is banana

x49853 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:13

FYL for thinking thats a bad thing.

chunkofchange 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:16

thats amazing wear that jersey with pride

Hellsno 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:20

hahahahahahahahaha!

zApplegalz 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:23

wow my friends frisbee team's name is FLICKER Too.

bbq45 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:26

Wow, now theres something that ruined your reputation, FYL for sure.

platypusrex256 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:28

some people would pay money for your jersey haha

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