Miscellaneous: Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school...

By Fmycar - 26/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn't lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0, and got booed off the field by our own crowd. FML

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By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 22:53 - Canada

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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Gooooooooooal!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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Saturday 26 September 2009 12:10

how do you win for 49 years then lose 63-0????

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:06

Motherfucking dammit. I lost the game.

Comments

Best_Loser 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:57

They lost 49 games but when you lose 1, you start crying? Get with the program.

IOwnedYou 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:21

Teams change over the years, it's not because you won it for 49 years that you were gonna win the 50th. And ****, you guys got raped.

Brooklynxman 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:27

There is a team around here that lost 93-0 (or maybe 7). Then again, they routinely get walloped

tfiggs 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:29

YDI for playin football

eMo_gurll200 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:32

wow u probly go 2 my skool

f_alltheirlives 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:54

For his sake, let's hope not...

Chopperman_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:08

Can't be anything other than a YDI. The other team was better, so they deserved to win. Do better next time.

ryan100 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:24

golden valley of santa clarita lost 90-0 to canyon a few years ago

jiniba 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:39

was this torrey pines v. cathedral?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:15

Dear UK citizens, You can either get pissy at Americans when they act like the "Amuurkan Way" is the only way, ie the recent cloakroom FML, OR you can opine about the superiority of your own ways/terms/traditions in FMLs such as these. Please choose one. Thanks. PS: Same goes for you, Canada.