Animals: Today, my four Huskies played tug-o-war with a woodchuck. FML

By Ctmusher - 14/04/2017 16:00

Today, my four Huskies played tug-o-war with a woodchuck. FML

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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By emilyhendrix0414 - 28/09/2012 10:53 - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

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Friday 14 April 2017 16:09

**** the woodchucks life would be more appropriate...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 April 2017 17:01

How many dogs would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck dogs? Four.

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whatshername?! 39

Friday 14 April 2017 16:09

**** the woodchucks life would be more appropriate...

thesmeagol 22

Friday 14 April 2017 16:30

I dont think it has a life to **** anymore

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 April 2017 17:01

How many dogs would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck dogs? Four.

PorchKitty 16

Friday 14 April 2017 18:44

Poor Chuck. :(

bonehead69 15

Friday 14 April 2017 19:58

damn that's some funny shit lmao

species4872 19

Friday 14 April 2017 20:21

That's priceless. Did the woodchuck sleigh them?

Justin Brickley 8

Friday 14 April 2017 21:16

How much wood could a dead woodchuck chuck if a dead woodchuck could chuck wood?

Selene1090 26

Friday 14 April 2017 22:28

My mom's dogs have played tug of war with my brother's cat once... I completely understand how you feel

Dark_Cecilia 20

Friday 14 April 2017 23:47

Well... I guess the woodchuck can't chuck wood anymore.

GIJoefan 6

Saturday 15 April 2017 0:03

**** that woodchuck's life.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 15 April 2017 0:13

I guess that woodchuck wont be chucking any more wood.

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