By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
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You deserved it 6 724
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enonymous 8

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

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denvan 0

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

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allstar5464 0

just stop cooking not and avoid the humiliation

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mymelin 5

When you say in front of my whole family… My family and I tell eachother anything.. Plus, it's good to receive feedback from the ones who r honest/

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jayaysee 0

This is why 3 year olds shouldn't have nail polish

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Dallasluver19 14

Mmm! My favorite! Gross, sticky earwax with a touch of boogers!

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bungholemcgee 11

make better dinner

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worldclassrager 39

Why did I continue reading this during lunch? Thank you random

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sparxva 12

This is one of those rare few that I have to vote both "your life sucks" because your daughter outed your terrible cooking and "you deserved it" because you need to put a bit more effort into your cooking. And her life really sucks because she has to eat the cooking. Poor little girl, eating earwax to get the taste out of her mouth.

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