By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
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enonymous 8

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

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denvan 0

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

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T3P33_fml 0

no she didn't try to light it up as a candle. tsss, young people nowadays... *nod head*

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URfmlsMAKEmeLOL 0

women who has no clue how 2 cook?!?!?! Wtf

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amuck 0

exactly, what's this world coming to?

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rebekahah 7

I think an unreasonable, yet kind of reasonable punishment would be to feed her earwax and when she complains say: "well I thought you said you liked it..."

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rate_ya 0

haha that's too funny, just laugh it off she is only young!

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hosson 0

kids at that age r so freaking picky. but in front of ur family, that sucks. but again, she's only 4.

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RoxxyHustle 7

I love how OPs feelings are all super hurt: 'in front of my whole family' waaaah waaah waaaah, what was she supposed to do, pull you aside and tell you privately?! she's FOUR!!!

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readthisnuloveme 0

tell her shes right , so when shes older she can cook for you (:

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zSapphire15 0

Aww that's so cute! But sad lol

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