By ouch. - 08/12/2012 10:44 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ONow is the time for the most memorable time in both of your lives. Go have some fun girls. Bring a camera because the look on his face will be great. Or one do some kinky stuff and tie him up, then she calls the other to come over, he sees both of you then you both leave him tied up, alone. Haha great story already and it's not even mine!!

skyeyez9 24

While that hurts, you should both think of a great revenge plot against him. Constantly ask for dates at the same time, let him squirm and see his excuses. Agree to go out on a date, let the other show up later. Both of you can confront him, dump food on him and leave. Or prolong it, you could have fun with it.

sammyjanette 17

You forgot his most important quality being a lying scuzbag douche nozzle. How do some people live with themselves while they do horrible things?

KaskStunter 4

Well, if he is such a perfect boyfriend, I guess some competition is to be expected. You shouldn't keep the good stuff all for yourself. :-P

Perdition25 12

Sounds like this could have played out exactly like "The Boy is Mine" music video by Brandy and Monica

There was a flick starring Robert Downey Jr. called Two Girls and a Guy with this exact plot. Two women are standing outside a loft building in NYC waiting for their boyfriend and start talking...then discover they're both dating the same guy. Wacky hijinks ensue. It's one of the few rom-coms I've ever considered funny. If you both love him, maybe consider some sort of open relationship? I mean, you'll have to talk about how hurt and shocked and angry you both are, and how cheating isn't acceptable behavior, and work out some rules, but it might work. If you're not open to that idea, well, DTMFA, both of you.

I've seen that movie. But one girl is really all over him in a confident way and the other is shy, kinky, and steps aside to let the other woman have him.