Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked...

By fuckingbeliebers - 04/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Gorham

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

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Same thing different taste

Morrissey, circa 1986

By Super Soaker - 09/09/2022 03:30 - United States

Today, I learned the news about Queen Elizabeth in the most awkward way possible. My friend suddenly came into my house and shouted, "THE QUEEN IS DEAD!" It scared me so badly that I spit my drink out all over his clothes. Then I took another drink and spit it out again when I realized who he was referring to. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 03:16 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML

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By embaressed - 27/01/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:13 - France

Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML

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Don't do this

By storksleuth - 04/10/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

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Bruvophobia

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 22:35 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML

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Bismillah no!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 17:06

Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 14:14 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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Too realistic

By ThatLove - 05/04/2023 18:00 - Switzerland - Worb

Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML

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theslimshadylp 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 23:21

It sucks kids these days don't know classic bands.

SW500 13

Saturday 4 August 2012 23:22

Nice username, I feel the same way. And Freddie Mercury had an awesome voice.

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NurseAbi 10

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:23

**** your life? **** her life!

Raelthelamb 31

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:37

I love Queen, but you kind of deserved it. Why would you ask her who her favourite member is if you don't even know if she likes them?

blinksmilewink 23

Sunday 5 August 2012 14:53

Coincedence. I'm burning some Queen to my iTunes right now...

Dead_damion 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:17

Freddie Mercury!!!!!

brynnwilson 2

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:40

I'm a 16 year old girl, Queen is my all time favorite band. They're amazing.

Metallica36176 16

Sunday 5 August 2012 23:29

Wow....I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 6 August 2012 7:52

Why even ask this question? Who would say someone other than Freddie Mercury?

cooperd52 6

Monday 6 August 2012 8:27

Why would anyone ask that question? Your lucky if people know who Freddy Mercury is.

alialley 10

Monday 6 August 2012 8:38

It wouldn't be weird if you lived in England :P.

love_me_electric 20

Monday 6 August 2012 10:04

Why would you ask that question anyways unless you KNEW she listened to the band?

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