Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked...

By fuckingbeliebers - 04/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Gorham

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

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Same thing different taste

Morrissey, circa 1986

By Super Soaker - 09/09/2022 03:30 - United States

Today, I learned the news about Queen Elizabeth in the most awkward way possible. My friend suddenly came into my house and shouted, "THE QUEEN IS DEAD!" It scared me so badly that I spit my drink out all over his clothes. Then I took another drink and spit it out again when I realized who he was referring to. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 03:16 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML

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By embaressed - 27/01/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:13 - France

Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML

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Don't do this

By storksleuth - 04/10/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

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Bruvophobia

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 22:35 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML

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Bismillah no!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 17:06

Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2012 14:14 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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Too realistic

By ThatLove - 05/04/2023 18:00 - Switzerland - Worb

Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML

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Saturday 4 August 2012 23:21

It sucks kids these days don't know classic bands.

SW500 13

Saturday 4 August 2012 23:22

Nice username, I feel the same way. And Freddie Mercury had an awesome voice.

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alwaysbored13 14

Sunday 5 August 2012 3:57

Instead of complaining why not introduce "the kids of today" to the "old bands" ? It's not really their fault if they never got the chance to listen to them ... =)

superapplesauce 2

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:17

One of the very few times i thank my dad, he always played good music

StaceyMichelle 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:18

1) I would probably defriend her, and 2) Brian May

cantWin19 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:21

LOL wow..

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:30

classic bands own...I can't believe they didn't know who queen was...

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:37

Elizabeth, duh.

myzoe24 1

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:50

Wow my generation sucks!! Queen is the best

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:15

If she uses "like" in the way she did in regular conversation, she's likely the airhead who wouldn't know anything about any bands who are actually any /good/, just what's on the top 40 list, or something. BTW, did anyone else hear Valley Girl while they were reading it?