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By kids are literally demon spawns - 31/03/2017 12:00

Today, my friend brought her kid over. The second she walked out of the room, her kid turned to me, rolled her eyes into the back of her head and pointed at me. Only 5 more hours until they leave. FML
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darshini_ii 24

Feed her some chocolate cake? Become a friend? Easier to handle a kid when you're on their side.

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RichardPencil 30

Wait until she spins her head around and projectile vomits at you.

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sjattiepoo 1

Just play along and try to scare the crap out of het

3 0
darshini_ii 24

Feed her some chocolate cake? Become a friend? Easier to handle a kid when you're on their side.

17 3
RichardPencil 30

Wait until she spins her head around and projectile vomits at you.

14 1
species4872 19

Just be glad she didn't have twins.

2 1
RosesThorn17 7

Stick it out in the garden and lock the doors. Aint nobody got time for satan-spawn kids.

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CaliChris 9

You can't handle sass from a kid?

1 1
the_best_ethan 10

Dare u to watch Paranormal activity 4 with the kid

0 1