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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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Vibrate mode

By ChiefKoala - 27/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood

Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, during a silent exam, my stomach made the loudest, most embarrassing growling noise possible. It was so loud that the professor looked up and some people in the room turned to look at me. The girl next to me offered me a granola bar, and I accepted, even though the growl was actually me desperately holding in a fart. FML

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My guts hate my guts

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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Don't answer

By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Makala - 03/12/2011 08:15 - Egypt

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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Toolishing 22

Friday 30 October 2015 16:41

Better than a fart.

Chloe555_fml 27

Friday 30 October 2015 16:40

Go tame that hunger beast.

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AC98 19

Friday 30 October 2015 16:40

You might want to eat something

higgysaurus 18

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:32

I thought growling meant you were full?* *sarcasm

Chloe555_fml 27

Friday 30 October 2015 16:40

Go tame that hunger beast.

ragingwaffle 8

Friday 30 October 2015 21:53

Or the sound made trying to hold in a fart

Toolishing 22

Friday 30 October 2015 16:41

Better than a fart.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 30 October 2015 16:42

Hope you resolved the issue soon!!

lornathebanana 2

Sunday 1 November 2015 14:12

Why do comments like this get negative votes?!

MassiDelta 28

Friday 30 October 2015 16:43

You must answer the call of hunger!

RodzillaX 30

Friday 30 October 2015 17:04

1 new notification "I HUNGER!"

UncleHoodie 22

Friday 30 October 2015 17:31

You have 7 missed calls from: Hunger

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 30 October 2015 20:53

Boy: Excuse me, I have an international call from Hungry.

ScratchCatPower 32

Friday 30 October 2015 16:43

Well, at least it wasn't during a test and the room was silent. Everyone stares at you when that happens... o.0

Tripartita 44

Friday 30 October 2015 16:44

That must be one hell of a distinct growl to sound like a vibrating phone.

MagnusDeus 24

Friday 30 October 2015 16:45

Sounds like a snickers commercial

Lightyuriman 9

Friday 30 October 2015 16:47

you beat me to it

hellnosucka 27

Friday 30 October 2015 17:45

it goes like this: "phone vibrating" friend gives phone a snicker bar. phone eats snicker bar and turns into a human. "you're not you when you're hungry"

ballinball 14

Friday 30 October 2015 16:47

beats eating school lunch

mds9986 24

Friday 30 October 2015 16:48

You must have been hungry for knowledge.

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