Miscellaneous: Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends...

By Finesse7791 - 20/09/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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Cool beans

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By batman123 - 21/02/2009 02:42 - Canada

Today, a girl I really liked mentioned she's home alone and that she was really really lonely. She offered for me to come over and watch a few movies with her, and as I got prepared to leave she sent me a text saying " can you pick up my friend Spencer? " FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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Quid pro quo

By quarantine hell - 31/03/2020 17:00

Today, I called my sister and asked if she could watch my baby while I went to the store for desperately needed groceries and supplies. She refused, despite the fact that she's randomly dropped off her three rambunctious boys more times than I could count so she could go clubbing. FML

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By livay315 - 08/04/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only "ask all of your beautiful mommies." FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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Just vibing

By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, it was our first kid-free weekend in almost two months, and I was hoping for a nice date night. Instead, she picked up two shifts at work and then had a girls' night. Don't worry, she assigned me a massive deep clean that ate up almost my entire weekend. FML

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By Username - 23/01/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

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Pass the parcel

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 10:59

Today, I went to my son's friend's birthday party and felt really proud of giving a great gift. It just so happened that I regifted the same gift that his friend's mother gave to my son the month before, because I forgot to check the name on the bag. It looked like she was about to faint. FML

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zena_baladi 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:33

I would let her know that you are not available. Apparently you are not one of her girlfriends so why should you do her a favour.

blacksunshine 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:10

Oh that sucks. I have a "friend" who does the exact same thing. I just ignore it... just make sure she pays you what you are worth for babysitting... preferably more... :)

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meandonlyme 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:26

time for you to slap a ho.

mj2123 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:30

Nice friend.

juneping 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:32

people like that you should just tell her right there and then that you thought you were her friend. why people nowadays are so rude.

zena_baladi 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:33

I would let her know that you are not available. Apparently you are not one of her girlfriends so why should you do her a favour.

metonymy 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:13

Word. She wants you to be her friend when she needs a favour but she'll specifically exclude you when she wants to have fun with friends? Don't let her walk over you like that; tell her she can't have it both ways.

tcnorden 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:51

Tell her that you have a different bitch's kids to watch. And then tell her you are inviting all of the ****** in town over for an intervention and you would love for her to come that night because someone should really do something about her whoreyness. FYL :)

Tyrax 16

Thursday 25 August 2016 0:58

Don't accuse her friend of such a thing! It's spelled whoreness. No "ee" sound. Alternately, her "friend" is Horrible, with a capital "W."

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:04

No problem, but why are you thanking us? You're thirteenth. He he. (:

thingymajig 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:20

this reminds me of that movie Accepted. "i'm having a party before prom and i was wondering if you could...mow--our lawn."

Nocturna_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:22

I'd agree to it and then simply not go. Make her get all ready to go out and then realize she has nobody to take care of her son. Hopefully it'll be too last minute to find anyone. (I'm aware that I'm a bitch)