Miscellaneous: Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated",...

By Oops - 10/06/2013 11:22 - United States

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

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You deserved it 13 827

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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Here for you

By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

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You deserved it 1 142

By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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You deserved it 3 764

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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You deserved it 2 800

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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You deserved it 4 891

Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

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You deserved it 116

Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 284

You deserved it 4 887

By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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You deserved it 2 155

TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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You deserved it 199

Bigmouth strikes again

By lovely-sweet - 27/11/2008 12:34 - France

Today, during lunch, I said, "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on." One of the guys present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying, "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman." Which was also the case. FML

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You deserved it 10 214

Welshite 39

Monday 10 June 2013 16:25

Open mouth, insert foot.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 16:28

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

Comments

dhaxor 9

Monday 10 June 2013 21:06

Well if she did suck that much, maybe she wouldn't be single hehehe. Unless she uses teeth... *shudder*

khaya 9

Monday 10 June 2013 21:30

If she was doing that she wouldn't have been dumped.

beyondneptune 9

Monday 10 June 2013 23:36

You must really suck

Cazz91 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:53

Honesty and brain blocks don't always mix so well.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:37

Did she understand when you told her it was a mistake? I'm very curious about this!

jwa2000 3

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:56

Maybe she doesn't and that is why she was dumped.

Gardevoir_fml 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:21

Are you ******* sorry?

TheRealDodo 5

Tuesday 25 June 2013 22:41

Was my first thought, too :)

Porter_Robinson 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 10:01

Good to know this mixing of phrases happens to other people other than me! That was a bad case of it though OP haha.

Rainadeer 2

Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:20

It's simple with things like this. Just explain to her exactly like what you typed here. It happens to everyone.

oohmylaila 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 19:33

OMG.....

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