Miscellaneous: Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page... - FML

By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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That's a lot of damage!

By Stressed_Out_Student - 29/08/2018 22:00

Today, I had to do a still life of a pillowcase for my drawing class. To make up for bad grades I've gotten before, I followed my professor's directions to a T. He took 19 points off because I drew the background when no one else did. We have to do it for every piece. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 05:16 - United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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Subconscious

By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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mario2012 18

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:22

Your friend is a dick.

kait11 16

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:24

I... Would draw a penis on their forehead in their sleep.

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chocolateisyum 12

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:31

Well that is ridickulous! He sure is ballsy to go to such effort! This must have caused his list of haters to rise.

PaintedTempest 14

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:33

Time for new friends.

hapy_pig098 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:35

Turn them into a diffrent drawings...... and then get revenge MWAHAHAHA

Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:38

Someone at my girls school did something similar. She drew massive **** on our leavers sheets which a priest had to bless (catholic school, for ya!) 0.0 I'm pretty sure he saw 'em. I think that if you and your friends have a lads points system, this'd be a pretty high scorer...or an ultimate dick move. Regardless, FYL, OP.

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 3 June 2013 11:05

.....And this one time, at band camp..... ;P

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:51

What a dick.

HooyoMacaan 7

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:52

I don't get what's so fascinating about drawing privates everywhere for people :/.. Regardless you don't have much of a friend.

perdix 29

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:09

When your friend saw the letters "anal" on your book, he couldn't help himself. If you have to shower with him, don't drop the soap;)

_DudeGuy_ 16

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:44

You're alive? I haven't seen a comment by you for quite a while.

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:21

If white out doesn't work then throw it away. Take the loss and pay for it. **** your friend btw.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:46

Psst you mean-- make the friend pay for it, right?:P

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 2 June 2013 18:18

Yea because I'm positive the friend will cough up the money for the textbook.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 2 June 2013 18:48

Cough up money or blood. His choice. :P

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:30

Yall don't sound like friends to me.

_DudeGuy_ 16

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:40

Op, just tell the teacher your friend did it.

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