By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 793
You deserved it 4 731

Same thing different taste

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I... Would draw a penis on their forehead in their sleep.

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Scan the pages with some white paper over the "artwork". Less work and better results than whiteout. Fyl

avapaige1234 19

Make him fall in a deep sleep and tattoo a dick on his forehead.

Analysis is a great class, but the textbooks for it are sometimes absolute shit. I would love to draw a penis on the forehead of the author of my textbook, but he's the chair of the mathematics department in my school :( At any rate, hopefully you can just lay blame on the previous holder, or try and whiteout all of the dicks (which would be such a bitch). My personal favorite would be to sacktap your friend everyday for the rest of life.

My friends would do that... Well so would I :-P

he's not your friend if he does stupid asshole shit like that get a new one or switch each others books and get back at him

Ummm destroying your possessions doesn't seem like much of a friend... To me that would signal a lack of respect and possibly deserving of a punch in the mouth.

Why do boys draw penises on everything?

I would draw a penis on their forehead every night for the rest of their lives.