Today, my friend/prom date yelled at me, because someone else... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2017 03:24

Today, my friend/prom date yelled at me, because someone else asked her to prom and she had already said yes to me. Yesterday, I asked her to prom. Two days ago, she was berating me for not asking her to prom. I was belittled for asking someone to prom, who practically begged me to. FML

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