By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

You're her territory. She will protect you from other little kids who try to pee on you. Barking is completely normal and should be expected from her.

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liller90 0

wow, that would suck, and whatup with #1

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MrSassypants 33

25 I can't insert a pun where your comment is. I don't think it's possible.

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illmatic2 16

Ignorance, puns are funny. Don't deny it.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

sound like a shitty situation...oh wait..nevermind

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GaryBusey1121 0

Gary busey makes everyone laugh don't feel singled out my friend Happy Diwali

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buddybudda 0

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

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PLAYSTATION33333 0

better pissed off then pissed on..... wait u got both

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fakeaccountX 6

You just got R Kellyd......by a child

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suppressed08 2

Did you ask her what was wrong? Or maybe she thinks like dogs - 'Oh, a big pole-like thing! Let's see how much piss I can cover it in!' :)

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Xx_jESSii 3

I feel your pain Op this happened to me a couple of weeks ago but instead it was my niece, she's only 1 but while sitting on my lap she managed to pee all over my leg. :(

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cbroxs17 0

The Teacher: Improve your life, and mark your territory

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suppressed08 2

I hardly find that fair (not because it's an achievement). A comment is meant to inspire someone to agree or disagree, and I write a nice long thing with multiple opinions, and it deletes it and first comment gets 'lawlh'..

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suppressed08 2

Or maybe it just deleted my post for the time I was looking for it...still, the argument stands for other FMLs.

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nocanhaz 4

OR maybe it's all an illusion... the cake is a lie

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mrtuffles 0

ugh u all saw the ending. THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE. btw portal FTW agreed

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