By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
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gusgus36 5

they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

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perdix 29

Well, if her dad is the official timekeeper, you might never show up.

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stabbed1ntheback 0

At least you didn't say "My heart is always there for you without fail!"

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Amy_244 10

At least it was a heartfelt promise

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taylornicole97 8

She knows what you mean. Nothing to worry about, I'm sure she appreciates your support.

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loserman67 35

The three steps to avoid looking like a total moron STEP 1: Engage brain STEP 2: Write text message STEP 3: PROOF READ message before sending

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Federfleisch_ 0

Heart you wishing you had reread it first?

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tattedbullybabe 3

if she's really your friend, she'll understand

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brittany3 1

Bahaha! That sounds like something i'd do! Lmao

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ellelynn 0

Wow, you really flat lined

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