Transportation: Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp....

By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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By Shawn Kotris - 25/04/2021 21:30

Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML

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By Dumbass Dude - 24/05/2019 14:10

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By DQB - 24/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

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By Fuck you, Tesla. - 21/09/2021 14:00

Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML

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By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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By Forded - 01/09/2010 23:11 - United States

Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Monday 27 September 2010 12:15

Hazards probably would have been fine, but headlights suck a lot more juice.

succubusprime 0

Monday 27 September 2010 12:15

...and the kids you had stolen cut the brake lines, right?

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irelandbuddy 0

Monday 27 September 2010 21:23

I dont see how the battey died from the hazard lights being on, must be a pretty shit car

heatherewf 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:28

this exact thing happened to me, only I was on mg way to the airport and ended up missing my flight. yet when I submitted that fml, it wasn't approved lol

roooose 6

Monday 27 September 2010 23:46

YDI. YOu should have paid attention to how much gas was in the tank. and common sense would have told you not to leave the lights on while the car was off.......

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:12

A dead battery isn't really an FML... more of an inconvenience. Especially if you have a cell phone. If you have a manual transmission, you can start your car even with a dead battery. Otherwise, find someone with a pair of jumper cables. And get some perspective on the real problems in life.

WUTBM 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 21:30

Seriously? You want to come on here every day and see 'Today, I found out I have cancer. It's terminal. FML' or 'Today I crashed my car killing my wife, 7 year old and baby. FML.' This websites supposed to be funny, not depressing. Most things on here aren't actually an FML.