Love: Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out... - FML

By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Noooooo

By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML

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Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:51

Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.

ilikeboys 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:50

HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it

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AmericanGal21 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:49

I would too, you sound like a jerk.

MissCuteStack 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:58

hahha way to score !!!!! i can see why all the lady's love you

FhIsLif3 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:50

Sorry, ya deserved that one buddyy.

Iheardthat 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:32

Well she probably knew it was a bet and didn't want to get embarrassed even more. And it's really **** her life because of assholes like you and your friend.

Linaelle 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:30

You soooo deserved this. Just because she's ugly doesn't mean she's desperate enough to say "yes" to the first jerk that comes around. Besides, doing that kind of thing is so disrespectful. Think how terrible things would have been for her if she had agreed and found out you were gambling about this with your friend ?

jose18 3

Monday 17 October 2011 23:34

WOW you fail

hopey123 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:40

YDI

Lexi9312 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:19

Well she probably knows that you weren't being sincere. Just a cocky asshole. I don't feel bad for you...

Optomisticpencil 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:23

You know why she turned you down? she isn't stupid you know, she knew it was for a dare so she turned you down instead. Next time don't be an arrogant arsehole who thinks he's gods gift to women and tell your jerk off friend to grow the **** up.

Miooow 16

Monday 7 May 2012 14:24

Well who's the UGLY one now?! Hahahah you deserve it dude. Obviously she knew you were trying to pull a prank on her. She ain't as STUPID as you!

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