Miscellaneous: Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 06:00

Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML

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By shut up. - 11/11/2013 10:36 - New Zealand

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 00:25 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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By annoyed - 14/12/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to look clever during a work meeting, so I used a thesaurus to find a fancy word for “important.” I ended up calling a project "pivotal" but mispronounced it as "pee-votal" in front of everyone. FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML

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The best form of flattery?

By Fred - 28/01/2024 15:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I mistakenly sent a voice message to my boss while imitating him in a comical way. The message contained my spot-on impression, complete with exaggerated jargon and phrases he frequently uses. I didn't realize it until I received a reply saying, "LOL, nailed it!" FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 12:04

If someone sends you something containing the world gullible, ignore it and assume you're being tricked. It's a good rule to follow. Also, it took you thirty minutes to realize this? That's just sad.

CruelSirDrum 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:14

did you know the word "gullible" isnt even in the dictionary?

Comments

zoe_rawr 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:52

My drama teacher actually wrote "gullible" on a piece of paper and stuck on the ceiling in her classroom. Nobody ever looked when she said: "Gullible is written on the ceiling!"

werewolf_13 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:06

damn bruh-bruh, iit took me a sec 2 figure iit out 2. lolz

testing_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:07

This sounds like it should be on MLIA, not FML. It's not really that FML worthy. But I bet people would laugh if it was on MLIA.

girl909 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:09

haha i just tried to do that too...don't worry you're not the only one

themoonglows 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:16

As long as you weren't in public when you were doing this. I can imagine someone walking down the street going "gull-i-ble" over and over!

notsocrafty 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:38

it is also a sign of great intellect if your hand span is larger than your face.

NewLight8421 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:41

actually you have cancer if your handis bigger than your face and you need a friend around to helpyou tell weather you have cancer or not. btw whats MLIA?

blackbear6193 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:41

So.....you were tricked by a friend to sound stupid when no one was around? HOLY SHIT, YOUR LIFE SUCKS! it's called fuckmylife.com not mylifecansometimesbelame.com