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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 12:04

If someone sends you something containing the world gullible, ignore it and assume you're being tricked. It's a good rule to follow. Also, it took you thirty minutes to realize this? That's just sad.

CruelSirDrum 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:14

did you know the word "gullible" isnt even in the dictionary?

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ResHawk 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:07

AHAHA. there are more. i fail too.

intrepid00 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:07

Haha. I'm so tricking my little sisters with this.

sun_babe 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:23

OMG. Its so an FML.

nerdfighter4life 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:27

it's okay my friend did that three times. one with that one and one with "if you say gullible slow it sounds like ice cream." it was out loud too.....

hypothetically 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:33

You are really stupid. Congratulations.

BikerMike 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:38

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I will tell you tomorrow.

Colby_Colbert 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:46

my pet dinosaur told me that one a few billion years ago

failsatlife23 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:55

lmfaoooo #19 you are GOD.

Suckstbeyou 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:58

I'm sorry but fyl. I didn't even get past the period of that sentence before I realized the words sounded nothing alike just from the letters in the word alone.