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By notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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By T.S. - 30/09/2010 14:07 - Australia

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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Today, my bank sent me a message, saying that they'd disabled my account. To reactivate it, I need the account number, and I can't find it. FML

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By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2016 01:07 - United States - Crown Point

Today, my mom called me in a panic because someone had hacked my phone and was sending her evil faces. They were emojis I'd accidentally butt-dialed. FML

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By Jordan - 29/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, my friend PayPal-ed me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote, "To get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML

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kathii01 20

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:02

lol that's funny! YDI for making that song your security q & a

demolitionloverf 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:00

hahaja

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krez 20

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:25

I made mine "Do you want to have wild monkey sex with me?" and the answer "Let me speak to your manager!" Unfortunately I never forget a password.

berryblue 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:28

at least its a catchy song maybe it was stuck in there head the rest of the day

haileerenee14 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:34

my boyfriend likes to say that!!!

rroxie124 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:40

Wow.that's funny.

jlperry31 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:50

vgsbg

bradykutz 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:53

hahahaha that's awesome

Shadow4i5 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:58

well thats a sucky password cuz I think anyone culd have guessed the password lol

allitaylor 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:00

oh yeaa!

MRukkus 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:02

HAHAH your so dunny

Ivana0707 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:04

haha that's hilarious!

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