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By notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

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Today, my bank sent me a message, saying that they'd disabled my account. To reactivate it, I need the account number, and I can't find it. FML

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By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2016 01:07 - United States - Crown Point

Today, my mom called me in a panic because someone had hacked my phone and was sending her evil faces. They were emojis I'd accidentally butt-dialed. FML

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By Jordan - 29/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, my friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:02

lol that's funny! YDI for making that song your security q & a

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:00

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Hollister6153 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:18

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:21

Hi there Butt-tholomew...

Chazyj 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:23

that's ******* epic hands down win

Mxpxdude189 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:24

It's not a negative comment. It's 'you deserved it' which they did for making that a security question. Haha

Swishmantastic87 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:25

Good for a few laughs

jessluvezsam 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:30

Lmao!!! thats hella funny!!! "I said what, what in the butt, i said what, what in the butt.."

Miss_Ann_Muffin 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:32

Very epic!!!:) I am in love with this!! Made my day that much more enjoyable :)

iNouf 1

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:33

I don't think he should know your secret answer! it's wrong security-wise, right? nice one though lol

itsmissjox3 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:43

I totally choked on my drink reading this one xD

7mood75 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:43

Actually I would of lol'd.

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