Miscellaneous: Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message...

By AKN - 29/01/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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You deserved it 3 145

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By Bad Artist - 07/05/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 029

You deserved it 9 787

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 043

You deserved it 4 926

Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

I agree, your life sucks 237

You deserved it 933

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 155

You deserved it 4 326

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 954

You deserved it 8 622

By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 935

You deserved it 8 682

Live chat

By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 01:00 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 635

You deserved it 603

Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 794

You deserved it 35 420

Thoughts and prayers

By the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 904

You deserved it 5 467

By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 597

You deserved it 7 259

2random 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 12:29

I don't get it. Then again, I'm dumber than a can of freeze-dried dicks. LOL.

alchemist5 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:46

it was a link to THIS website. like, the one you're on now.

Comments

2random 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 12:29

I don't get it. Then again, I'm dumber than a can of freeze-dried dicks. LOL.

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:22

O I get it now lol

lovemysnubber 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:07

welcome :) but hey now you have a family of losers and now you can belong... :)

bogsaget76 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 9:57

Youuu are the bomb

cameron_natasha 0

Friday 5 August 2011 20:46

I still don't get it

simpleplan239999 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:49

And clearly you did feel at home because you wrote a fml

DustyStorm 16

Thursday 6 December 2012 21:37

Seriously glad I'm not the only one, lol

gennyv 29

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:04

The friend sent a message to this website, as in FML

guinness_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 13:36

welcome home

hxc_noob 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:36

this website is great, and i love seeing how bad peoples lives suck when im having a bad day (:

tman188 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:02

his/her friend is saying that her life sucks

deuce_wild 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:47

i still don't get it, whats with the welcome

SkateboardGirl88 11

Sunday 21 October 2012 9:01

"This website" is referring to FML.com

DaEpicTaco 13

Tuesday 1 September 2015 7:15

But I'm on the app

alchemist5 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:46

it was a link to THIS website. like, the one you're on now.

fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:38

ohhhh i thought u were sayin this website like a random website but ur tlkin bout fmylife.com ohhh

XxdustxX 2

Monday 17 December 2012 3:21

*throws dictionary at your face*

deuce_wild 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:31

now i get it, i was thinking the same thing

noname333 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:44

ya i didnt get it at first either

Dimaranien 1

Friday 20 March 2009 10:20

don't we all.

Nuahavizu 17

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:23

Haha, my friend did that too.

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You deserved it 11 268

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