Guess he's not so perfect then after all- Just very good looking. There are plenty of great guys who probably won't do that! Hopefully he didn't do that because he didn't want to hear from you again. :O. Also, I don't think you deserve anything for saying that he was perfect and good-looking, as if we all never had this thought before about someone... We're all human here, probably.

Why can't you just say you were dumped not "broken up with"? Anyway, it sucks that he did that to you but it's a little boogie it won't kill ya. Just remember not to dress like a napkin for the next guy.

Go to the bathroom and don't come back time?

At least he didn't dig around in his pants and then wipe his finger on your nose.

Never judge a book by its cover, kind of rings true in a lot of situation including this one.

I gave this a YDI because of how the OP defined the perfect guy: tall, muscular, and handsome, and not a nose-picker. No matter if he's an idiotic, lazy, unemployed, misogynistic, abusive, child-molesting douchebag, just so long as he's hot and doesn't ruin in by picking his nose. Dumb, OP.

I don't blame OP for saying he was perfect because we always fall in love with looks first. Stop being hypocritical saying OP is shallow because majority of people need to be physically attracted to a person to want to see them again. Everyone's done it at some point. Get off your high horses.

Yuck that's an instant turn off, no matter how good looking he is!

YDI for being shallow

I like your definition of perfect *sarcasm*, very shallow!