Love: Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off...

By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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Double standard

By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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VannahJane 17

Wednesday 23 January 2013 23:35

And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back

James64138 26

Wednesday 23 January 2013 23:35

Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...

Comments

QueenMichael 16

Thursday 24 January 2013 5:19

I heard someone say that good-looking guys will do that since they know that they can get away with it because of their gorgeous looks. I guess in this case that was true. Or not, since I'm guessing you're not going out with him again.

EvilUndead 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 6:15

Everybody has a flaw, you know.

EffTheRest 6

Thursday 24 January 2013 6:38

That's so gross!! LoL

elodymayweeble 7

Thursday 24 January 2013 6:40

Guys do that. Date one is wayyyy to early for that though!

urcadox_fml 6

Thursday 24 January 2013 11:03

"Guys do that". Seriously? The first part, ok, I'll give you that but the "wipe his finger on OP's pants" part, no, seriously, wtf?

grimrepper 2

Thursday 24 January 2013 7:20

you deserve it for being so shallow that all he was "perfect" for were superficial, and only gross habbit made u hate him, just shows that personality is more important then looks

morepreetza 2

Thursday 24 January 2013 8:12

Maybe tall, muscular and handsome isn't the definition of "perfect." ydi for being shallow.

gregnc_fml 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 8:34

Well at least he didn't eat it and then later try to kiss you.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:56

I kinda find sad that you find the guy perfect because he is hot. Serves you right for setting expectations so high because of his good looks (Damn Twilight, look what you did!)