By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
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VannahJane 17

And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back

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James64138 26

Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...

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perdix 29

I'll bet the snot stain looks like Brad Pitt. Hot guys have all the luck!

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KM96 24

Ewww someone does not deserve a second date!

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hairt 4

He probably didn't want a second date and decided that way of turning you off would be nicer than rejecting you in your face in future..

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teyyoshi 19

haha, but he should act to have a bug in his nose

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MisterEx 28

Well, at least he didn't eat it. Hope you enjoyed his perfection, OP.

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Xotoolyxo 16

That's disgusting, blind dates are not a good idea

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kathryn14 19

This sounds like my kind of guy. 

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toalysium 15

YDI for judging someone as "perfect" based on mere looks. As a side note, a guy would have probably not given a damn had a hot chick done the same thing. Having a place to wipe snot is half the reason we bother to wear pants.

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