Who would think to themselves, "Oh, i better not get white marble floors in the kitchen because my friend likes to play pranks on me while i hold gallons of red paint." They probably thought "Wow, this will look great and clean in my kitchen, and if i spill water or something of the sorts on it, it'll just wipe up." The average person doesn't expect to get paint all over their floor.

Who wouldn't expect to make a mess on their kitchen floor at least once? Ever spilled sauce or dropped food while cooking? Seems like it'd be very reasonable to assume something like that would happen. And to people suggesting bleach, paint thinner, nail polish remover: Marble is usually polished then given a coating before it's used for tiling. All those would wreck the coating, making the damaged area obvious, even if it wasn't red any more.

Who says the floor is marble? It just says white, so it could be painted floor boards, tiles or lino. But ultimately *yawn* pretty sure most floors can be cleaned.

Are you off your meds or something? And didn't it ever occur to you that maybe the OP was carrying the paint to another room to paint the walls there?

you are so stupid. red and white? red and white go good together. white goes with any color. so theres obviously no reason with calling an FML fake, and calling someone a fag and telling them to burn in hell. and also, try to use punctuation. it helps. and also, learn to spell. what are you 10?

Again with the marble assumption! And since when do red and white not go together? Someone might like to have a chat with the American flag designers about that interior decorating gem.