By wasteroftime - 14/08/2014 21:31 - United States - Granbury

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Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the Heimlich maneuver, only for her to throw up all over the table and stagger out of the place. I stood there as the waiter asked if I wanted to split the bill. FML
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wasteroftime 8

OP here! Thank you all for the praise, I honestly did not think twice when I jumped up and performed the Heimlich maneuver on her. One thing I want to make clear here was not that my situation was worse than my friends, but the fact that the wait staff had no remorse about what had just happened although they stood there and watched me save her life. Learning the Heimlich can really be life saving before you know it :)

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tony1891 22

you at least tried. Probably saved her life too

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allie2590 31

**** her life for choking and vomiting in public...

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sjbartholome 14

She was probably very embrassed. I'm sure she will pay you back.

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HarleyQuinn1996 8

Did she happen to order the shrimp scampi?

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trellz17 19

So your friend almost died and no one seemed to care? Seriously, the world is becoming heartless by the minute.

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vikky538 28

choking is not an option for people who drink too much....sorry OP ..hope you talk your friend about bill...

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slyde32 12

personally I'd just be happy my friend stayed out of hospital or worse and just pay the bill then forget about it, my freinds are more important to me than a few dollars

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Futacy 29

17- Oh, there's no hospital in the choking game. You have four minutes, and within those four minutes, it's Heimlick or die. Another reason I agree with you though.

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worldclassrager 39

If she left split the bill seems unlikely...usually if they can't breath or speak then intervene if they can then this can happen...but either way you did the right thing

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captainsmegma 12

Hell yes split the bill! No use paying for food she couldn't keep down.

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23lf 16

Wow, what a bitch. Good job OP!

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smile5210 7

Sounds like it was a lot worse for her...

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inolongercare 19

If the heimlick maneuver is done properly it causes vomiting

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Omegapi197 12

Lucky for your friend, at least you were there.

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