Work: Today, my friend started his first day of work with me. I thought...

By thankssiren - 24/05/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Sandiacre

Today, my friend started his first day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent and saying "merde" whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, and I'm still as single as ever. FML

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By Joshua Sheldon - 19/09/2015 01:56 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

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By Frenchgirl - 16/09/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

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Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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By Mishlette - 23/01/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 00:11 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

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I mean…

By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 01:57

Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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Lost in translation

By Ariane - 03/12/2022 00:00

Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML

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By Al Staten - 06/12/2016 22:03

Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML

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figgit70 7

Sunday 25 May 2014 1:16

Maybe you could try to get a video of him talking in his normal accent and show it to your coworkers.

yoshithecat 15

Sunday 25 May 2014 1:16

It's better to be single and true to yourself than a person faking being a Frenchie...

Comments

Nacira 2

Sunday 25 May 2014 2:50

I am french and I would like to hear your friend imitate our accent ! XD And, to be fair, I think british accent is so much sexier than french is. ;-)

Gremlinek 16

Sunday 25 May 2014 3:30

That's fine 2-3 months from now you will still have a job and he won't It's a big liability for a company when someone flirts all day instead of working (both because he doesn't work and because it's sexual harassment case waiting to happen). Only sad part about is that girls seem to like fake losers like that.

z3r0d4z3 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 9:25

you can't harass someone who is flirting back

Gremlinek 16

Sunday 25 May 2014 13:15

True, but if all he does is flirt at work sooner or later he will get on someone's bad side (most of the time it's not a object of flirting but someone beside them that is the one going to HR).

blondie107 20

Sunday 25 May 2014 3:32

Oh merde. That sucks

majesticman 4

Sunday 25 May 2014 3:40

good thing im french

iceking53 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 3:47

Kick his ass, I'm sure he won't have an accent telling you to stop

ABillOnFire 15

Sunday 25 May 2014 6:11

what a shitty and immature way to handle it, unless the plan is to be taken to court

91hayek 31

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:06

His plan sounds like it is set up to fail hilariously. All you need is for someone who needs french translated or someone who actually speaks french. Or just jump out and scare him; I find that brings out the real, unrehearsed person in anyone.

SuperStormCindy 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:38

Women are very stupid aha. FYL, OP.

hellryu 20

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:50

Everyone saying how he should call out his friend for being fake sound like total haters. I wouldn't be friends with anyone of you or OP for thinking his life is ****** for something so stupid as this.