Miscellaneous: Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on...

By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 06:02

Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML

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By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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By melonhead - 14/01/2010 08:46 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By Burned - 05/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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shoeofallcosmos 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:52

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

pizz0wn3d 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:53

lmao. your friend is awesome.

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Pecanduck 0

Friday 17 July 2009 15:49

How is this upsetting? I wish I had a pretzel tanline. That is BAMF.

cake4lyfe 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:03

I find it hard to believe that a seagull didn't eat it right off your head.

Dead_and_Gone 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:14

like the FML that someone put cheetohs on his friends body while he was asleep and got attacked by seagulls??

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 17 July 2009 16:04

So THAT's why the bunny had a pancake on it's forehead! You have solved one of the greatest riddles of mankind!

Nickel05 15

Friday 17 July 2009 16:08

HAHA!!!! thats hilarious!!! if it happened to me, i would still think its hilarious. i was dared to take stickers spell out my name with them on my arm, then go out in the sun. i stayed outside for an hour, got sunburned, and it was there for 6 months. it was a funny story to tell though, and a great conversation piece.

awesomelylame 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:32

That's the greatest thing ever! I want one. =O I would totally do that on my arm or something. But if it upsets you that much, cover it with makeup, self tanner, or bangs if ya have 'em. And a couple of years from now, take your REVENGE. >]