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By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

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helpmeiamblind 0

YDI for tanning. Everyone should be pale as shit. Moon tan baby, that's where it's at ;)

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JayPanda 0

hahahaha that is the BEST thing ever. poor you though.

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KyriKryptonite 0

ROTFL that's awesome. YDI for sleeping on the beach, that's the equivalent to falling asleep at a house party

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mikester3127 0

Rule #1: Never sleep on a beach

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amfml37 0

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT! XD

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Amkii 0

This made me laugh out loud incredibly hard! Your friend is my hero.

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phishyyy 0

You're friend is genius. Hahaha I need to do this to my sister (:

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